Bayern Munich agree deal in principle to sign Harry Kane, with Alan Shearer paying half
Bayern Munich have today agreed a deal in principle for striker Harry Kane, with Alan Shearer paying half of the fee.
View article >UK
Mum bans all fun from household after spending five minutes reading parenting forum
Last week a 37-year-old mum of two visited an online parenting forum for weaning advice and has immediately banned any form of laughter, silliness or enjoyment from her children’s lives.
Epic train man-spread sees knees touch windows on either side of carriage
A man has performed the most epic train-based man-spread of modern times by spreading his knees so far apart that they touched windows on either side of the carriage.
Lee Anderson sends Diane Abbott a thank you card and flowers for helping take the heat off him a little bit
Conservative party deputy chairman Lee Anderson has this morning sent a lovely bunch of flowers and a thank you card to Diane Abbott for her selfless act in deflecting attention away from him in the ‘f**k off back to France’ row.
