The Premier League has ended weeks of speculation and uncertainty around the fate of the 2019/2020 Football season this morning, by formally announcing the season will be declared null and void, and current league leaders Liverpool will be relegated.
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IT salesman Simon Williams is today claiming to have blown his sales target out of the water after spending the last day of the month posting proposals to every lead he could find.
Local woman, Simone Williams, is up to five showers a day in her attempts to feel ‘clean’ after finding herself agreeing with Piers Morgan yet again.
A man who stuffs his face with biscuits whenever his ‘energy levels are flagging’ is nothing but a glutton, it has been revealed.
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