Matt Hancock cancels appearance on Michael McIntyre’s ‘Send to All’
Matt Hancock has cancelled his upcoming appearance on Michael McIntyre’s ‘Send to All’ section of his Saturday night Big Show.
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Prince Andrew to decorate Frogmore Cottage with gingerbread and candy
The Duke of York has agreed to move into Frogmore Cottage, provided he can change the exterior decoration.
Nation relieved it can go back to thinking Matt Hancock is a twat
The United Kingdom has breathed a sigh of relief this morning at its return to thinking Matt Hancock is a twat, after his jungle stint left the population briefly entertaining the notion that he might be ‘not that bad’.
The Conservative Unionist Negotiation Team for Brexit requests that their acronym is not used in reports about the Windsor Framework
The Conservative Unionist Negotiation Team for Brexit have issued a plea not to refer to them by their unfortunate acronym when reporting on the Windsor Framework.
