Compulsory gas masks a breach of human rights, insists Lord Haw-Haw
Well-known wireless contrarian Lord Haw-Haw made a compelling case for compulsory gas masks being a breach of his human rights on his broadcast to Britain last night.
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‘Oh it would be f*ckin’ Manchester, wouldn’t it?’, says Britain
Manchester has ruined it for everyone again, we can report.
Man’s summer body revealed to be just a slightly pinker version of his winter body
Local man Simon Williams has this afternoon revealed his summer body, which appears to be nothing more than a slightly pinker version of his winter body.
Boris Johnson announces dramatic fall in child poverty after defining adulthood as legally starting at age 6
Boris Johnson has been hailed a “hero on par with the great Marcus Rashford” today after he confirmed to the nation that child poverty was at the lowest level it has ever been.
