IT department to be relocated to muddy hole in field
An IT department is to be relocated to a small muddy hole in a nearby field as part of an innovative new cost-cutting exercise.
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SNP offers an A-grade in Politics to anyone who can think of a way to blame exam result fiasco on Westminster
Scottish Deputy First Minister John Swinney has told pupils not to worry too much about their lower than expected exam results, because you can get all A’s and still be a hopeless twat.
Nation with strict gun-control laws somehow manages tenth successive year with no mass shootings
A country with strict gun control laws has somehow managed to go another year with no mass shootings.
Rape far less serious than making Chris Grayling look like an idiot, explains Chief Whip
The Tories have defended their decision not to suspect an MP accused of rape, citing internal procedures which only allows the withdrawal of the whip for egregious crimes such as embarrassing Chris Grayling or voting against the government while not being called Boris Johnson.
