UK Government plc has warned resident stakeholders not to fall for Ponzi schemes whilst allowing future generations to foot the cost of retirement for others.
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Homeschooling has finally given something back today to millions of parents finally able to do absolutely fuck all for World Book Day.
In a political masterstroke, the SNP leader brandished her new Tory party membership card which immediately led her opponents to stop calling for her to step down and instead explain that she regrets people felt misled and that they now considered the matter closed.
Buckingham Palace says it will investigate claims that the Duchess of Sussex bullied Prince Andrew into being friends with a sex offender and having sex with teenage girls.
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