Woman who made online friend during lockdown horrified at suggestion they actually ‘meet up’
A woman who made a friend online during lockdown is petrified they might actually have to meet up in real life now.
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‘Don’t kill your gran’ says man whose decisions killed 20,000 grans
Health Secretary Matt Hancock has this week urged the nations young people not to ‘kill your gran’ by becoming infected by coronavirus, having already allowed thousands of untested hospital patients into care homes himself causing the preventable deaths of up to 20,000 grans.
British government screams that it ‘never wanted a trade deal anyway’ and it ‘wishes it had never been born’
The high stakes game of international brinkmanship regarding the post-Brexit trade deal took an unexpected turn yesterday when the UK government slammed the door and told the EU that no one understands it and that the Withdrawal Agreement was obviously a joke.
Nation hopeful as idiot prime minister appoints dickhead trade advisor to secure trade deal with moron President
As Boris Johnson appointed Tony Abbott to help secure trade deals with people like Donald Trump, the entire country has asked ‘what’s the worst that could possibly happen’.
