Dominic Cummings holds illegal street party to ‘test his hearing’
Several police officers were injured and their vehicles damaged after an ‘unlicensed music event’ was held in Downing Street.
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Prince Andrew in Chernobyl-style meltdown after hugely predictable sweat glands failure
Prince Andrew is threatening large swathes of Europe with nonce-based material after his sweat glands failed yet again to perform their crucial role.
Wasps target 60% increase in bastardy during summer
The International Federation of Wasps have announced an ambitious target of a 60% increase in bastardy over the course of summer.
Everyone expecting Liverpool supporters to be magnanimous in victory
Liverpool FC fans are expected to be magnanimous when finally tying up the Premier League title either tonight or possibly in the next game.
