Vicar suspicious as funeral attendees bring along a football, a barbecue and 300 cans of Stella Artois
COVID funerals are off to a cracking start, according to reports this morning.
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Man meeting with eight friends ‘just doing it to test his hearing’
Local man Simon Williams broke the rule of six with a whole bunch of his mates to test his hearing, he has told authorities today.
Governments resets their ‘Days Without a Scandal’ counter back to zero. Again.
The Conservative Party HQ has been forced to change their ‘Number of consecutive days without a scandal’ counter back to zero. Once again.
Couple coincidentally getting married during 140-person grouse shoot
As the government announced that weddings must be limited to 15-people as part of a new round of coronavirus restrictions, many couples are updating their invites to say ‘Grouse shoot that may or may not include a wedding ceremony’.
