Moron invokes Magna Carta as argument to avoid wearing mask in Tesco
A moron is today insisting that he doesn’t need to wear a mask in Tesco because of something written in an 800-year-old document that he definitely hasn’t read.
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Priti Patel considered undersea cages to hold asylum-seekers
The government has considered constructing a number of asylum holding cages under the sea in the English Channel.
Students allowed to leave halls if they can get past Wolf, Hunter and Ace
University Students will be allowed to leave their halls of residence… provided they can get past the Gladiators.
‘It’s six inside, four outside, three in a pub, two in a garden, and five in a shop, or something’ clarifies Boris
Boris Johnson has today clarified the government’s ever-changing position surrounding coronavirus restrictions by confirming this afternoon, once and for all that it is six inside, 4 outside, 3 in a pub 2 in a garden and 5 in a shop, or something along those lines anyway.
