After Boris Johnson nominated the clusterfuck magnet that is Chris Grayling to head the ultra-sensitive Intelligence Committee, espionage agencies from Tehran to Moscow have sacked all their UK agents as they expect British secrets to be faxed to them shortly.
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The coronavirus has declared its support for Government plans to continue easing lockdown and is looking forward to getting back to the gym.
Boris Johnson has appointed Chris Grayling as the new Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee, who has wasted no time in putting his own unique spin on the role.
A nurse who has to pay up to £80 a week just to park within walking distance of the hospital in which she works, is today wondering if the vouchers for the government’s new ‘eat out’ scheme will also be accepted by parking meters on NHS property.
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