A man who usually moans that ‘you can’t joke about anything these days’ is begging you to stop making a joke he personally doesn’t like.View article >
Keeping the Queen in your prayers is unlikely to do much to help, according to angels this afternoon.
The Queen’s health is declining after her first conversation with Liz Truss. Her Majesty met the newest worst Prime Minister in living memory only a couple of days ago. “…and now it’s like she’s just letting go“ confirmed a palace spokesperson. “I did hear her majesty mutter the phrase “fuck me dead” as Liz Truss