Matt Hancock repeatedly steps on rake
‘Health’ Minister Matt Hancock has stepped repeatedly on the head of a rake leading to the handle repeatedly smacking him in the face.
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Britain being run by the Dementors would explain everything, suggests shock report
In a shock press conference yesterday, a clearly cowed and haunted Boris Johnson broke down and blamed the last 6 months on “the Dementors”.
Dido Harding reluctantly begins drafting resignation letter in single cell on Excel spreadsheet
Following calls for her resignation, Dido Harding has today begun drafting her entire resignation letter in cell A1 of a new Excel spreadsheet.
Cinemas to close as no more room on IMDB spreadsheet
Cinemas are shutting their doors all over the world – not because of COVID, but because no more films can be made due to a spreadsheet error.
