As the ruling LEN Party imposes harsh leopard attacks on the North that have so far not been applied to the Home Counties, many of the so-called ‘Leopard Wall’ converts have admitted that they might have made a mistake voting for a party that has openly detested them for decades.
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35-year-old Simon Williams has quit his local gym but insists he is moving to an Australian-style deal with them, which will provide him with exactly the same membership benefits as other non-members.
The government is to use the money saved from not feeding millions of hungry children over the Christmas school holidays, for three brand new track and trace consultants to work full time in December.
In an attempt to clear up all the confusion about who’s in which Covid tier, the government has decided to allocate alert levels on an individual basis to each of the nation’s 70 million residents.
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