Kirstie Allsopp has interrupted a tour of a house to yell at the owner for working from home and ultimately driving the economy into the toilet.
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There is a different atmosphere in the Scottish capital this August as the cancelled Edinburgh Festival leaves large parts of the city distinctly twat-free.
A recent study has confirmed your belief that people who try to end arguments with a pithy phrase about the acceptance of diverging opinions are utter cunts who should never be allowed to speak again.
English exam boards are secretly scrambling to emulate the dream-shattering triumph of their Scottish counterparts, pulling together a copycat assessment system based on laziness, prejudice, and spitefully arbitrary whimsy.
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