After the sacking of Thomas Tuchel after just 18-months in the role, the new Chelsea manager Graham Potter has been given a 45-minute rolling contract by the club’s owner, Todd Boehly.View article >
A man who usually moans that ‘you can’t joke about anything these days’ is begging you to stop making a joke he personally doesn’t like.
Keeping the Queen in your prayers is unlikely to do much to help, according to angels this afternoon.
The Queen’s health is declining after her first conversation with Liz Truss. Her Majesty met the newest worst Prime Minister in living memory only a couple of days ago. “…and now it’s like she’s just letting go“ confirmed a palace spokesperson. “I did hear her majesty mutter the phrase “fuck me dead” as Liz Truss