Man who had solid excuse for not staying with in-laws over Christmas, now completely f**ked
A man who had a watertight excuse not to stay with his in-laws for two days over Christmas, is now completely fucked, it is revealed today.
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Priti Patel releases Christmas single: “Deck the halls and several interns”
Priti Patel is getting into the Christmas spirit.
New Christmas advice on crossing the road is to wait until you’re bored and then run into traffic
The Government has issued surprising new advice on how to cross the road this Christmas, suggesting that people should wait by the side of the road until they get really bored with waiting and then just run out into the traffic and hope for the best.
Santa to clap for children on Christmas Eve instead
Father Christmas is set to deliver his yuletide joy to children all around the globe from his own doorstep this year, with a clap and a festive cheer at 8 pm precisely.
