University of Life’s Epidemiology class of 2020 leaps into action
The University of Life’s graduating class of epidemiologists has leapt into action today.
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I don’t trust that vaccine, insists man whose last line of blow was cut with cattle dewormer
A man has today insisted he does not trust the new Covid vaccine, as he does not know precisely what went into it, or how it was tested, despite a recreational drug habit that regularly sees him snorting laundry detergent.
Edward Jenner wants to inject me with micro-cows, insists 18th century anti-vaxxer
The introduction of an inoculation vaccination against Smallpox has been unmasked as a government conspiracy to inject honest, god-fearing yeomen with microscopic cows, according to ardent pamphleteer Simon Williams.
‘It’s perfectly safe to catch the Pangolin Hot Lung’ explains the kid from school who bunked off science lessons
A 35-year-old man who paid zero attention to his science teachers, or the books he was encouraged to read during his admittedly brief time in the formal education system, is today telling everyone he’s done all of his own research on today’s medical crisis.
