Our group should be vaccinated first, insists every group
Every conceivable social group is stating that they should be the first to benefit from any vaccine made available to the public, according to reports this morning.
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Government cancels Pfizer order, as Lily the Pink vaccine proves ‘efficacious in every case’
The government has confirmed this morning that further orders of the Pfizer vaccine have been cancelled, following a breakthrough by a small British company.
‘I’ve taught you everything I know,’ Chris Grayling tells protégé Gavin Williamson after 5 minutes
Wise old parliamentary sage Chris Grayling has concluded his training of eager young protégé Gavin Williamson after 5 minutes with the words ‘I’ve taught you everything I know’.
Nigel Farage’s re-imagined nativity portrays ‘the real heroes’ as the innkeepers who insisted they were full
Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes are the innkeepers who insisted they were full, despite increasing left-wing liberal pressure to adopt and open-door policy.
