Mysterious metal monolith appears in UK and is instantly given parking ticket
A strange metal object has been issued with a parking ticket after suddenly materialising on double yellow lines in a British town.
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Millwall fans explain they booed BLM to refute Engel’s first law of dialectical materialism
The notoriously erudite supporters of Millwall FC have sought to clarify that they booed players taking the knee on Saturday, not as another episode in their long history of racist thuggery, but to express disdain with the ‘ultra-woke’ Heraclitean postulate of speculative thought centred on opposites.
Office Christmas party ‘character’ forced to get shitfaced and photocopy his arse at home this year
The complete and utter “character” in your office will have to perform his hijinks at home this year.
Our group should be vaccinated first, insists every group
Every conceivable social group is stating that they should be the first to benefit from any vaccine made available to the public, according to reports this morning.
