A Fantasy Football Manager from South Wales has announced this morning that he and his club, “Norfolk’n’Chance”, have reached an agreement to terminate his tenure after just one game week.
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As criticism grows over its shambolic approach to testing people who might have contracted the deadly coronavirus, Number 10 announced that it would soon deploy an army of volunteers trained to detect if someone looks a bit under the weather and feign interest in their health.
A Tory party insider has revealed that Prime Minister Boris fucking Johnson’s Animal Crossing island is just a blasted wasteland covered in dogshit.
The tosspots down the road may have nobody to play their pranks on this Halloween but themselves.
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