Lockdown sceptics have decided the best way to get their message across is by accosting journalists and chasing them until they can scream their position into their faces whilst cornered.
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A man has demanded that the government give him his freedom this morning, whilst sat inside a Wetherspoons pub enjoying a pint and refusing to have a vaccine.
Wedding parties have breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was revealed that jumping around like an idiot on the spot and screaming ‘Come on Eileen’ with no discernable pattern of movement is not actually considered ‘dancing’ banned by the government.
A twice-vaccinated retired woman has demanded that we ‘just learn to live with’ the highly contagious fatal disease Covid-19.
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