New abusive birthday card punches you in the face
An independent greetings card company has unveiled a new abusive birthday card that punches the recipient in the face on opening.
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Fatima confirms she’s packing in ballet to earn seven grand a day doing f*ck-all for SERCO
Critics of the government have been busy wiping egg off their face after the famous ballerina Fatima said she was giving up dancing and instead retraining to work as a consultant and get paid boatloads of cash just to tell the government how to open an excel spreadsheet.
Welsh Assembly blows Severn bridges to protect country from English Covid hotspots
The Severn Bridge and the Second Severn Crossing have been blown up by the Welsh government to prevent people travelling to the country from coronavirus hotspots in England.
Boris Johnson seeks urgent holiday as Covid crisis intensifies
Prime Minister Boris Fucking Johnson is said to be urgently trying to book a holiday that will see him safely hidden away somewhere sunny as the looming Covid crisis peaks in the coming weeks.
