Schools declared safe by famed virologist and all-round brainbox, Kirstie Allsopp
Everything is going to be OK because Kirstie Allsopp has said so.
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Man insisting 10-month old virus isn’t really dangerous also insists ‘we won’t know if vaccine is safe for at least five years’
A man is today insisting on social media that a virus which didn’t exist a year ago is nothing to worry about because it hardly kills anyone, while confidently asserting that any vaccine to fight it can’t be declared safe until we’ve had at least five years of human trials.
Army called in as Sovereignty floods British towns and villages
Britons all over the country have had to be evacuated from their homes today following the arrival of unprecedented levels of sovereignty, which started to appear in towns and villages just after midnight.
December 2019 wakes up in the shower
In a stunning last-minute plot twist, December 2019 has woken up in the shower revealing everything that happened in the last 12 months to have been just a dream.
