Just take all this crap and hide it upstairs before any visitors come in, yells panicked Mum
You need to gather up all this crap and just shove it up in our bedroom or something before the visitors arrive, it has emerged.
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Indoor hospitality finally resumes, just as it gets warm enough to sit outside
Indoor hospitality has finally resumed in the UK, just as it becomes warm enough to actually sit outside.
Considerate Glaswegians provide nation with two different types of mob/crowd to be outraged about
The cultural powerhouse of Glasgow has kindly ensured Brits of all persuasions can indulge in their favourite hobby of hating whoever’s in the news, whether it be ‘woke do-gooders’ weakening our borders, or ‘sectarian footie yobs’ shaming us with their rabid nationalism.
Brave lockdown sceptics celebrate momentous victory against tyrannical government as restrictions lifted
After over a year of bravely battling against restrictions imposed on people to save vulnerable people from dying of Covid, anti-lockdown activists are today celebrating their triumph as those restrictions are lifted.
