A family plagued by a terrible spectral presence which wreaked havoc in their home at night turned out just to own a cat, it has emerged.
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Drug dealers do not accept “vouchers” as payment, it has been revealed this morning.
There was concern for Priti Patel, Home Secretary and complete fucking bastard, after Ocado announced that they would no longer be offering virgin’s blood as part of their delivery service.
Thames Water has wasted absolutely no time in calculating the moon’s water bill.
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