“Cut juries to one!” screams Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd is calling for juries to be cut from twelve members to one – him – in order to stem a grave crisis in the justice system due to coronavirus.
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Boris Johnson jealous of Yvette Amos only having one c*ck in her cabinet
Parody Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that he feels an envy bordering on jealousy for internet sensation Yvette Amos as she has only one cock in her cabinet.
‘There was no way to predict this’ explains man to nation full of people who predicted this
Boris Johnson has spoken of his regret at the 100,000 lives lost to coronavirus in the UK, insisting that there is no way anyone could have predicted this happening, seemingly unaware of the fact that millions of people predicted precisely this would happen.
Yorkies react with humble self-effacement after Yorkshire Dales named best national park in Europe
The notoriously modest inhabitants of Yorkshire are finding it terribly awkward to be under the spotlight after Tripadvisor named the scenic park to be outstanding, forcing the introverted tykes to stammer something about their area being alright but nothing special.
