Hancock: Covid strategy based on ‘Carry On Again Nurse’
Health Secretary Matt Hancock has admitted that Government strategy for dealing with Covid was largely based on the comedy classic Carry On Again Nurse.
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Labour candidates to carry a golliwog in their pocket, claims leaked strategy memo
In a bid to recapture the famous red wall seats, Labour HQ has instructed campaigners to display the Union Jack, dress smartly and get hammered on Stella before going on rants about ‘those people getting the best council houses, you know who I mean’.
Chris Grayling to conclude ‘Clap for Captain Sir Tom’ by high-fiving all of his elderly neighbours
A small area of Islington will see a surge in Coronavirus cases this evening after Chris Grayling takes part in Clap for the Captain Sir Tom.
Concern government may still be completely ineffectual against new Covid strains
As the coronavirus continues to mutate, scientists have expressed concern that the efficacy of the UK government will remain at approximately 0%.
