That Boris Johnson lies as easily as he breathes is a universally acknowledged fact; right up there with the Earth orbiting the Sun, two plus two equaling four, and Coldplay being a morose and vastly overrated band, led by the dullest front-man ever.
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Boris Johnson has insisted today that he is not a liar in any way shape or form, which is of course a lie, thus proving that he is a liar.
Repeated lying to fellow MPs and the British public by the Prime Minister has resulted in his nose now being visible from space.
Gemma Williams, a 43-year-old mother of four from Doncaster, couldn’t believe her eyes when early on Thursday afternoon, she was unable to find a single item of dirty laundry in the whole house.
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