Boris Johnson to conduct next live briefing via medium of sea shanty
Boris Johnson is planning to take advantage of the nation’s sudden fondness for sea shanties by singing his way through the next televised briefing to the nation.
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Mike Read ends ban on Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s ‘Relax’
80s DJ and hair pioneer Mike Read has today announced that he is formally ending his ban on Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s sex disco classic ‘Relax’.
EXPOSED! Keir Starmer is a former agent from The Matrix
Keir Starmer’s past has finally caught up with him.
Unlikeable harridan joins party of morons to promote issues of complete inconsequence
Katie Hopkins has joined UKIP, in what many are hailing as the most inconsequential political alliance since anyone started measuring these things.
