Liz Truss is in danger of becoming the country’s worst Prime Minister ever, a record that hasn’t been broken since the last Prime Minister.View article >
The value of the pound has continued to plunge this morning, with a dodgy bloke down the market selling them at two for 50p.
A woman who is outraged when shops put up Christmas decorations in November has already got a skeleton and large supply of pumpkins ready to go, it has emerged. Kim Williams, who hates the commercialisation of Christmas and thinks everyone needs to calm down about it, has already put up the special curtains covered in
Brits are, once again, making early plans for Christmas, only Baldrick-style this time. Given the cost of living crisis, many will be foregoing the traditional Christmas turkey in favour of a nice, tasty rat. “We were watching that Blackadder episode, y’know, to distract us from literally everything,” commented citizen, Simon Williams. “Then there’s the bit