A school suffering from the effects of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete (RAAC) has received an immediate cash boost courtesy of the taxpayer after an admin error saw it mistaken for the moat of a sitting Tory MP.
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Following the proposed ban on nitrous oxide, and it’s classification as a Class C drug, the government has rejected the advice of medical experts and insisted that it will rely instead on the plight of Samuel ‘Zammo’ Maguire from Grange Hill to inform policy.
The ability to respond to a few emails while watching TV is once again an available option for home workers who have been surrounded by screaming children for what feels like the last six years.
Your constant, obscenely large takeaway orders mean that your Deliveroo driver has you pegged as an overindulgent loser.
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