Oprah Winfrey has been urged to book the Duke of York for a tell-all interview on her show following growing pressure from the British public to learn the whole truth about the sweat-less enigma.
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Gavin Williamson, the Minister for Kafakaesque Face-Palming Bullshit, has announced the drafting of a bill to protect free speech by ensuring that universities will be slapped with massive fines if they don’t hand over their lecture halls to bigoted twats with no expertise whatsoever.
The tedium of lockdown has driven a man to such a state of desperation that he thought he might as well give a whole Pink Floyd Album a go.
Ticketmaster, Seetickets and Gigs & Tours have been praised today after kindly agreeing to look after everyone’s cancelled gig money for another few months, at least.
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