World leaders planning to attend the climate conference in Glasgow were delighted to be lectured on taking things seriously by Boris Johnson, a man famous for his sombre dignity and his inexhaustible laser focus on complex subjects.
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A local builder has spoken of how his text to Prime Minister Boris Johnson asking if he could pay less tax has remained unanswered after several days.
Seagulls are still absolute pricks, even after a year of lockdown in which to think about their behaviour, it has been revealed today.
Middle Earth was stunned after former orc band leader Johnny Grishnak revealed that the power structure of Mordor was rife with dishonesty, careerism, hypocrisy and manipulation and that he was pushed out for asking Sauron The Deceiver to deliver on his promises.
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