Just go ahead fill your boots this Lent, confirms God
Representatives from all denominations of Christianity have confirmed that God has cancelled Lent because we have all given up quite enough this year already.
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Five-year-old decides he’ll make his parents wipe his bum for one more year
A five-year-old has calculated that he can get away with making his parents wipe his ass until he’s six.
We’d much rather see a tell-all interview with Prince Andrew, public tells Oprah
Oprah Winfrey has been urged to book the Duke of York for a tell-all interview on her show following growing pressure from the British public to learn the whole truth about the sweat-less enigma.
Students forbidden from disagreeing with free speech under threat of huge fines, says Minister for Obliterated Self-Awareness
Gavin Williamson, the Minister for Kafakaesque Face-Palming Bullshit, has announced the drafting of a bill to protect free speech by ensuring that universities will be slapped with massive fines if they don’t hand over their lecture halls to bigoted twats with no expertise whatsoever.
