The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards has wearily opened yet another inquiry into Boris Johnson’s blatantly corrupt habits, even though they know full well it won’t amount to shit as English voters seem quite content to be ruled by an Etonian version of Robert Mugabe.
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Britons having to show photo ID to vote in future general elections is a way of avoiding the disturbing prospect of all eligible voters voting, regardless of their socio-economic group, it has been reported.
Introverts across the country are dusting off their old excuses for not going out as the government looks set to announce pubs will be open again for indoor groups from the 17th May.
Labour figures who have been struggling to adequately explain the party’s loss of Hartlepool and hundreds of councillors, are now at a complete loss for words to explain how the party has managed to lose eight shadow cabinet posts during the latest reshuffle.
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