A woman who is outraged when shops put up Christmas decorations in November has already got a skeleton and large supply of pumpkins ready to go, it has emerged. Kim Williams, who hates the commercialisation of Christmas and thinks everyone needs to calm down about it, has already put up the special curtains covered inView article >
Brits are, once again, making early plans for Christmas, only Baldrick-style this time. Given the cost of living crisis, many will be foregoing the traditional Christmas turkey in favour of a nice, tasty rat. “We were watching that Blackadder episode, y’know, to distract us from literally everything,” commented citizen, Simon Williams. “Then there’s the bit
The Conservative Party will generate heat and power for Britain by burning an unprecedented amount of money, according to plans announced this morning.
After a record day of selling in the international money markets, the Pound has dropped to a record low against Monopoly money this afternoon.