An anodyne experiment by ITV weatherman Alex Beresford has given the first hope in decades that there might be an end in sight to the horrific condition known colloquially as Piers Morgan.
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In response to the incendiary slew of accusations levelled at them by Harry and Meghan yesterday, the Royal family have today denied everything, insisting they were elsewhere when the incidents happened.
Sitting quietly in the background and saying nothing, about anything, to anyone, is the way to ensure you get kindly press coverage from the tabloid media, according to a moron who hasn’t looked at a newspaper in the last three years.
With the huge focus on International Women’s Day today, people called Len have demanded to know when International Lens Day is.
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