Cause of May’s miserable weather traced back to some idiot’s purchase of a sun lounger in April
The weather is unremittingly shite because some berk went a bought a sun lounger at the end of April, experts have today confirmed.
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Can BBC take blame for MY deceitful interview? asks confused Prince Andrew
After Martin Bashir’s interview with Diana was found to be based on outrageous lies, Prince Andrew wonders if his own deceitful interview can also be blamed on the BBC.
New train regulator replaced by new bus regulator
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the new state-owned rail regulator will now be a replacement bus regulator.
“Grand Theft Auto: Kettering” to bring gritty sense of boredom to the series
The latest instalment of Grand Theft Auto is to be set in the Northamptonshire town of Kettering.
