Man desperately missing lockdown after already pissing away £140 ‘making memories’ with the kids
A man is desperately missing lockdown today, after pissing away over £140 since Monday ‘making memories’ with the kids.
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Tabloids outraged at the BBC for copying their business model of ‘making stuff up for a story’
The nation’s tabloids have today expressed outrage that the BBC fabricated evidence in an attempt to secure a news story, insisting the national broadcaster does not have the remit to encroach on their turf.
Cause of May’s miserable weather traced back to some idiot’s purchase of a sun lounger in April
The weather is unremittingly shite because some berk went a bought a sun lounger at the end of April, experts have today confirmed.
Can BBC take blame for MY deceitful interview? asks confused Prince Andrew
After Martin Bashir’s interview with Diana was found to be based on outrageous lies, Prince Andrew wonders if his own deceitful interview can also be blamed on the BBC.
