Richest 1% begin eyeing up all the stuff you still own
The richest 1% of people on the planet have started looking at the stuff you’ve been allowed to keep, according to sources this morning.
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Man with air fryer devastated after missing a conversation where he could have mentioned his air fryer
A man who owns an air fryer was devastated today after missing out on a conversation about cooking where he could have mentioned his air fryer. Again.
Daily Mail down to just 2,375,253 potential causes of cancer
After research indicated that there is no link between mobile phones and brain cancer, the Daily Mail has been forced to reduce its list of headline carcinogens to just 2,375,251.
We’re banning sex outside heterosexual marriage because it never did the Catholics any harm, insists Church of England
Encouraging people to avoid sex outside of heterosexual marriage never did followers of the Catholic church any harm, according to the Church of England today.
