The Met Police has told the public if they are stopped by a plainclothes officer it is ‘entirely reasonable’ to ask if they go by the nickname ‘The Rapist’.
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After visiting seven petrol stations in the desperate search for fuel, Nigel Farage has blamed the petrol chaos on lazy EU migrants who are determined to stay in their own countries doing jobs they enjoy for people who like them.
Boris Johnson has announced plans for a trip to the moon to counter any potential cheese shortage that may arise.
Britney Spears has been spotted pissing all her money away all over the place it is revealed today, on drugs, fast cars and booze.
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