Government remains committed to hoping that Grenfell-like fire doesn’t happen again
The Government has marked the anniversary of the Grenfell Tower disaster by reaffirming its commitment to hoping that it doesn’t happen again.
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Heroic freedom fighter strikes blow against tyranny by lying to shop assistants
Fearless defender of the rights of the common man Simon Williams has struck a blow against totalitarian government by lying to the lady behind the till at his local Tesco this morning.
Shadowy cabal of Coca-Cola executives launch plan to have Cristiano Ronaldo ‘whacked’
After Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo dismissively removed bottles of Coca-Cola from the table he was using for a press conference, those inside the lucrative cola industry have insisted that such disrespect can not stand.
Lockdown sceptic confident best way to articulate position is by screaming it directly into face of terrified reporter
Lockdown sceptics have decided the best way to get their message across is by accosting journalists and chasing them until they can scream their position into their faces whilst cornered.
