Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she’s leaving the Windsors to form a European Super Royal Family with elite monarchs from other European countries.
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Football fans across the country have reacted in shock and disbelief today at the news that Tottenham Hotspur has been described as a ‘big 6 club’ in Europe.
Simon Williams, a man who spends £3,000 a year to follow a team that he has imagined a connection to, has taken to social media to lament the creation of a new European Super League and to wonder if the soulless corporations running football are “taking us for mugs”.
Jenny from Gogglebox will take up the leadership of AC-12 when Hastings retires as she is ‘the only person who stands a chance of unravelling all of this’, according to reports today.
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