Lifelong libertarian Boris Johnson has announced the lifting of COVID restrictions, saying that people are capable of best deciding what’s good for them, as long as that doesn’t involve expressing any kind of public disapproval of government policy which, incidentally, is now banned.
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Boris Johnson has announced an end to lockdown measures and insisted it is time for people to take ‘personal responsibility’ for their actions, because that’s precisely the sort of thing you’ll find if you take a cursory look at his personal history.
Richard Branson has found enough money to dick about in space for a bit, despite asking for a tax-funded bailout last year.
In a moving display of her love for her people, Her Majesty has decreed that she too would like to bestow on them the utterly worthless theatrics that British society has somehow deemed an adequate reward for seeing us through COVID.
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