Man furious as wife leaves the toilet seat down AGAIN after using the toilet
A man is furious today after finding his wife had left the toilet seat down in the bathroom yet again after using the toilet.
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Towns on UK’s Pacific coast looking forward to sunlit uplands thanks to CPTPP
The government’s announcement that it will soon join the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade agreement has caused celebration in those parts of the UK best placed to seize all the opportunities of seamless trade with their close neighbours in Malaysia and Peru.
Touchingly optimistic woman asks husband to remember they’re doing something in May
A charmingly optimistic woman has asked her husband to remember they’ll be doing something on the weekend of the 12th of May in the apparently sincere belief he won’t forget all about it.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
