Tories to fight local elections on a platform of all-out war with France
The Tory Party have surprised many commentators by making war with France the central policy of today’s local elections.
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OPINION: Self-spinning rage-bait is the laziest kind of hack journalism and we’re all falling for it
Here’s a confession: I am a really, REALLY lazy writer. I very rarely do more than two drafts of a story before hitting “submit” and just praying it’s good enough that a few of you fine folks will find it funny. In the Trump days, it was even easier; you’d just write exactly what he said, pepper in a few instances of the word “YUGE” and then go for lunch.
Hartlepool tradesman ‘really identifies’ with Boris Johnson’s struggle to live on £150k a year
Ahead of the Hartlepool by-election on Thursday, a local tradesman has confirmed he will vote Tory for the first time ever because of the affinity he feels towards Johnson’s struggles to balance his finances.
Snow White found dead in castle after refusing to sign a consent form
Snow White has been found dead in a castle today after refusing to sign a consent form allowing Prince Charming to bring her back to life with a kiss.
