Glastonbury, the world-famous music festival and key marker of the British summer, is finally back on the calendar as organisers will call it a ‘workplace’ and hire staff to walk around telling punters that management is really concerned about last week’s numbers.
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Boris Johnson has apologised today for his behaviour at a ‘bring your own booze’ party at Downing Street last May, after it was revealed he turned up with just four cans of Skol, and a single small blue WKD.
A new leak has revealed that the entire government was completely pissed off its head for the majority of 2020.
Nigel Farage’s celebration of an Eastern European crossing a border into a country that initially ruled he couldn’t enter has been attributed to him receiving a number of ghostly visitations overnight.
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