Social media addictions cured by timelines becoming 100% Wordle
A man’s admitted social media addiction has been completely cured by having timelines full of smug gits showing off their prowess at a silly 5-letter word game.
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BBC averts Licence Fee freeze after commissioning several shows based on Nadine Dorries’ books
In a purely coincidental sequence of events, proposed cuts to the BBC were shelved after it announced it would begin production of big-budget epics based on the Culture Secretary’s best-selling novels such as Shamrock Of Lust and Being Poor Was Great In The Fifties.
Conservative party gives Boris Johnson yet another last chance
‘If you fuck up again there will be consequences and we really really mean it this time,’ senior Conservatives have told Boris Johnson today.
Nigel Farage furious as nation exerts its sovereign powers to decide who can cross its borders
Nigel Farage has this morning been left distraught after the sovereign nation of Australia used its sovereign powers to decide who can and can’t cross its borders.
