
Social media addictions cured by timelines becoming 100% Wordle
A man’s admitted social media addiction has been completely cured by having timelines full of smug gits showing off their prowess at a silly 5-letter word game.
View article >A man’s admitted social media addiction has been completely cured by having timelines full of smug gits showing off their prowess at a silly 5-letter word game.
View article >In a purely coincidental sequence of events, proposed cuts to the BBC were shelved after it announced it would begin production of big-budget epics based on the Culture Secretary’s best-selling novels such as Shamrock Of Lust and Being Poor Was Great In The Fifties.
‘If you fuck up again there will be consequences and we really really mean it this time,’ senior Conservatives have told Boris Johnson today.
Nigel Farage has this morning been left distraught after the sovereign nation of Australia used its sovereign powers to decide who can and can’t cross its borders.
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