Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin has today criticised the EU for raising a load of workshy fops unwilling to come over here and pull pints for decent British patriots.
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Everyone in the country is undertaking a foul-mouthed tirade trying to retrieve the fan from the back of the garage where they dumped it last year believing they would never need it ever again.
Appearing on Piers f**king Morgan’s Life Stories gave Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer a chance to really let people know who he is. Here are five revelations from the show.
The traditional definition of a secret wedding, as one that very few people are aware of thanks to steps taken to preserve the furtivity of the event, has been changed by the OED to mean a hastily arranged marriage undertaken to smother negative press about COVID deaths.
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