Tony Blair has today hailed the success of his education programme to rid the nation of HGV drivers, and insisted the lack of drivers coinciding with Brexit and the end of free movement is nothing more than ‘coincidence’.
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Coffee chain Costa coffee is on the verge of becoming free from the sort of arsehole that takes advice from Laurence Fox.
Premier League champions Manchester City have offered an estimated £100m for Aston Villa’s history.
Following the shock news that Jodie Whittaker is to leave the role of Doctor Who, the show’s producers have revealed that, in keeping with modern sentiment, her replacement will be a bigoted sociopath who despises anyone who isn’t middle-class and white.
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